Monday, 4 April 2011

Comment, reposted with gratitude

My boyfriend and I just took turns playing a recording of Ozymandias back and forth to and from each other's voicemails.

First transcription:
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Hey hey. Hey Kirk, Hey, hey. Com trucking, hey, hey. Hey big thing, Craig HI hey hey cock trash day bye. Hello You. You. Xue.


  1. I read this out loud to my partner and cracked up laughing at about "I expect the psychic graphics." Fookin' classic!

  2. I have the impression from this that Google has a taxonomy of call types and is trying to categorise the incoming call into them. Presumably it then applies a different set of heuristics to each group. I would guess that they're working on the basis that the different types' vocabularies are statistically predictable.